$5.00
Meet Pat the Tortoise – Slow Vibes, Fast Access!
Pat may be slow, but your keys don’t have to be! This tiny 3D-printed Tortoise is here to tag along on all your adventures—at Pat’s own relaxed pace, of course.
With a chonky little shell, stubby legs, and a permanently calm expression, Pat clips onto your keys, bag, or backpack to remind you that everything will be okay… eventually. Pat won’t rush, won’t judge (much), and definitely won’t run away—because, well, Pat.
Features:
3D printed tortoise cuteness in keychain form
Lightweight, durable, and adorably slow
No feeding, no shedding, no rushing
Perfect for keys, backpacks, or as a tiny emotional support tortoise
⚠️ Warning: May cause smiling, slower walking speeds, and the urge to say “Pat says take it easy.”
4 in stock
Our products are perfectly imperfect. May contain sharp spots, small parts, weird lines, imperfections, and funky colors. Please inspect items before sacrificing the item to small children, accident prone people, or perfectionists. Colors can, will, and may vary. Keychain hardware comes in various colors, sizes, and styles.
Playsets, backgrounds, and props not included in the price listed.
| Weight | .04 lbs |
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| Dimensions | 2.5 × 1 × 1.5 in |
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